No Picnic Store

The Wilderness Looks So Inviting
$12.00
Our debut album.

$12.00 each.

Shipping included.

Please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery (but it usually doesn't take that long)



TWLSI + T-Shirt
$25.00
Alternately, you may also order a CD and a "100%" T-Shirt for the ridiculously low price of $25.00!

Shipping included!



No Picnic "100%" T-Shirt
$14.00
These sorta-tan-colored pre-shrunk heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirts are perfect for wearing on your torso. You can also wear them upside down as pants, although this is not recommended. The important things to remember are that you will be:

- Warm and cozy
- Protected from light winds
- Accepted in public...finally

BONUS: A "No Picnic Starter Pack" is included FREE with each T-Shirt! (while supplies last)



No Picnic Starter Pack
$3.00
The No Picnic Starter Pack includes:
- One "Smooth Operator" sticker
- One "Retro" sticker
- One "Shark-Basket" button

Stickers are 3.5" by 2", black and white, high gloss, professionally printed, and stick to most surfaces including human flesh and bumpers of cars that don't belong to you.

Buttons are 1" in diameter (.5" radius), and are awesome. As you can see, they depict a shark popping out of a picnic basket. I'm trying to think of something cooler than that, but nothing comes to mind.





tax, shipping, handling, footling, packing, processing, outsourcing, assembly, disassembly, reassembly, illegal sweat shop fees, and fermentation all included for free!!!